im in my house

and it is good.

and there was booze,
and nekked ladies,
and hdtv,
surround sound,
fresh ice cubes,
ceiling fans,
and a leaky fridge.

and its all ours...

are you jelly sucking?

sparkling lesbonade

its in the family of tangeloes.

time time time

time keeps on ticking.
into the future.

still waiting on my house fukkers.

i only inch closer to death every moment you delay doing your gd jobs.

just you wait.
when i have my house i will blaher profanities all over a blog no one reads and you will most likely not feel my wrath,
but i will have made myself feel better about it.

sounds like a big w.o.t. to me.

are you fucking my goat?

so...
did you know what is totally necessary to sell a house?

a deed.
and the seller to sign the deed to release it to be able to be sold.

one guess who didnt even know they needed to do that?

thats right,
from the people who brought you a turn around time of 72 hrs from april 10th,
not even able to be ready 5 weeks later,
the people who had no idea where the deed was even at,
the people who say "dial 5 to reach our escrow and closing department" and then hang up on you,

routh crabtree and olsen.

thats right.

signed all the papers on wednesday,
should have had the keys friday,
but they forgot to get that one item...

the gd deed.

a jihad on them.

i have the hiccups.

from stress.

im not kidding.


it really sucks.

well, the deed is only half done.

here you have it.
the words are written
but theres no background jazz music to make it count for poetry.

speaking of the obamas,
i like npr and i think i might like bill maher.
but that last one might just be related to the crush i am starting to develop on seth macfarlane.

ps. i have a crush on seth macfarlane

my arm

hurts funny

i sneezed

and i still have no house.

better go listen to some french techno and drown in my sorrow and drink some crap absint, or whatever the kids drink these days....
elmers and black jelly beans?

poopies

no house today.
but they say maybe friday.

but they dont know.
but its time to put my annoying pants on.

google

posting from my igoogle page.
or thinking it might work.
i will check later,
cause this could be awesome.

so, as it goes

its come around.
i started blogging here,
then moved around.

now im back.

in coming to the conclusion that google is the closest acceptable deity,
i in turn, accept its endorsed devices.

it is in this fashion i return to blogging.

balls.

in the process of catching up...

maybe buying a house on monday,
prolly not,
waiting to see when i go to court for my supeona.
working 9-6 m-f now.
sisters kid is cute,
reception in june.

and some other minor details,
and of course zombies.