30 July 2009

ce.

Sincerely,
Bose™ Audio.
Dear Fran Drescher, God gave you tumors because he hates your voi

15 July 2009

ummmm...

apparently,
my dog wants me to cut her toenails.
shes chewing them right now.
shes one weird little girl.

the things you say

tomorrow is bbq day!

free bbq.


at work.
but after i work.

14 July 2009

ou like it. You might be surprised.
I like to make noises when I eat. As if I were a cartoon. Say "armch" next time you bite into a muffin at work. See if anyone notices. See how much y

05 July 2009

One word. Narcisexy.